how to chase girl / guide by ah-nang~~

eh brudder..u wan to chase girl arr..
The LUCKY girl you have been eyeing on??
After readin this guide, you would realise
you no longer nid to buy those expensive rose n stuff liao lo^^
nonid owez go out eat expensive dinner liao!!
wahhh sound too good to be true horh??
read on...

HOW TO CHASE GIRL

1.) you chase girl use your leg

2.) mus owez go jogging n b fit! sum girl run VERI fast wan orrr ^^

3.) go sports shop, and buy good nike shoe. make u run faster wan! trust me (blue colour faster)
!!!!!

4.) go the fishing shop buy big big de net! when u catch up to the girl u nid it to catch her =D

5.) get an animal in case you are not fit! a biiig dog or cat maybe??? horse cannot..look strange...
like garfield or sumthin la ^^

6.) go get a HUUUUGE mouse trap.. but dun put cheese..put things tht girl like.. like a picture of jay chou =D or necklace n makeup n stuff =pp

7.) dig a biiiig hole in the ground and cover wif leaf..beside the hole up a big sign tht say ROXY MEGASALE 80% off ALL goods!!

8.) steal something from the girl and get the police dog to track her down!!

9.) go tell the police the girl is thief and ask police go track her down.. when u catch her, tell the police 'ill deal wif this myself, thx guys'

10.) of course you can always be nice and jus get to know the girl better... hang out abt..take her out... care 4 her...then when ready make ur move loo ^^

thx evry1 i wasted a few mins of ur lives =DD

p.s. results may vary

p.p.s sori if i offended any of u girls arr.. din mean to =p